Monday, April 6, 2009

Amy Winehouse Information Central

OK, I know I said that I wasn't going to write anything else about Amy Winehouse, but this really is the last thing.

For up-to-date information about what little things Amy has been up to, CLICK HERE

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Yawn

Amy has now begun to bore me.

This will be the last entry I'll make, after a while I'll kill off the blogsite completely.

If you want to take it over I'm happy to sell the amywinehouses.co.uk domain name.

Interested? Have a look HERE

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Amy Winehouse and Scientology - A Double Edged Sword

If the Church of Scientology manages to get Amy Winehouse to climb on board, they face an extreme uphill struggle to help the poor girl to get her act together.

If they succeed, they will have pulled off an amazing publicity coup, if they fail they can always claim that she was (is) too far gone for physical or spiritual redemption. They can't lose.

From Amy's perspective, should she fail to make the grade, she will simply be one step closer to oblivion. Should she succeed, she will then find herself at the mercy of a publicity machine similar to the one that has kept her shambolic life so much in the public eye.

So even if she wins, she loses.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Amy Winehouse Should Never Release a Third Album

Some people have natural talent, some people develop talent, some people have chemical talent. Amy Winehouse, regardless of the source, did possess talent.

Much speculation has surfaced recently about whether Amy will release a third ablum, seeing as it has taken her the last six months to get two tracks laid down. My question is - why should she bother?

Amy is on a collision course with oblivion. Were she to get serious and garner the strength needed to get back in the studio, who would she be doing it for? Most likely not herself. It would be for the benefit of the record company and well-wishing 'friends and family', who are more than willing to allow her to burn out provided they get a slice of the action.

Amy is most likely going to be late for her next birthday. So why not take the time remaining and do what she does best - self destruct - but at a pace that suits her.

When she is gone, Amy Winehouse will be nothing more than a back catalogue. Why make it cushier for the camp followers?

Monday, September 15, 2008

No Yule Log for Amy

Amy Winehouses's jailed husband Blake Fielder-Civil, who is currently serving a 27 month sentence at Highpoint prison in Suffolk, England, is unlikely to be released at Christmas. It is said that he has been denied an early exit, after reportedly failing two drugs tests. (Surprise, surprise...)

A source close to Ms Winehouse has been reported saying of Amy "She has spent all summer trying to get herself clean and wanted Blake home. She is deeply saddened that she will be spending New Year alone."

All summer trying to get herself clean...? If this summer has been a clean-up, I would love to see her get down and dirty!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Amy uses Salaam Remi, No Solace for Mark Ronson

Going back to the days when Amy was working on her debut album, Frank, Amy has been in the studio working on her newest album with producer Salaam Remi.

It looks like Amy and Mark Ronson haven't managed to patch up their differences since the abortive attempt at laying down the track for the new James Bond movie, Quantum of Solace.

Whether there can be any solace for Ms Winehouse is yet to be seen, after the promoters of Rock en Seine have stated that they will be sueing after Amy pulled out of the concert.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Amy Winehouse at Bestival

Having lived on the Isle of Wight for some years I can say that the Bestival at Robin Hill rocks.

Whether it does so this year to the ever raspier tones of Amy Winehouse is another matter. Having just been made aware that Amy has blown out of the Rock En Seine show in Paris due to an unspecified 'illness', doubts now exist as to her ability to recover sufficiently in time to make the world's most expensive (per mile) ferry journey to the IoW.

Assuming that there is enough change in her purse after packing her 'medicine' and paying for her ticket, she may want to pop into Superdrug in Newport and pick up a little something for that irritating little zit she has between her scalp and her neck.