Amy Winehouse at Bestival

Having lived on the Isle of Wight for some years I can say that the Bestival at Robin Hill rocks.

Whether it does so this year to the ever raspier tones of Amy Winehouse is another matter. Having just been made aware that Amy has blown out of the Rock En Seine show in Paris due to an unspecified 'illness', doubts now exist as to her ability to recover sufficiently in time to make the world's most expensive (per mile) ferry journey to the IoW.

Assuming that there is enough change in her purse after packing her 'medicine' and paying for her ticket, she may want to pop into Superdrug in Newport and pick up a little something for that irritating little zit she has between her scalp and her neck.

Amy Winehouse Anagram

Doctor, I said, I hear a mousey whine whenever I use the toilet. He asked me about my profession while prodding and probing me. I'm a vintner, I responded. Asking me if I ever consumed my own products I answered in the affirmative. Your trouble is the poor quality of your vino, he said to me. You shame wine makers everywhere. He continued, advising me to partake in colonic irrigation. I thought that this was a stupid idea, so I told him I don't care what you wish, enema or no enema I'm leaving. Ahem, you swine, he retorted. I'll have the last laugh. Here is my bill.

Soooo, how many anagrams of Amy Winehouse did you find?

Amy Spotted by Major UK Drug Player

Uh, Maybe that should have read something like UK drugstore chain Superdrug has conducted a poll wherein the well spotted, scabbed, pockmarked Amy Winehouse has been voted as having the Worst Celebrity Skin.

What a surprise!

According to Caroline Bates, speaking for Superdrug "Despite being in the limelight, celebrities are often caught with bad skin on camera."

From where we sit our dear Amy would be always caught with bad skin, even if she's not on camera.