Doctor, I said, I hear a mousey whine whenever I use the toilet. He asked me about my profession while prodding and probing me. I'm a vintner, I responded. Asking me if I ever consumed my own products I answered in the affirmative. Your trouble is the poor quality of your vino, he said to me. You shame wine makers everywhere. He continued, advising me to partake in colonic irrigation. I thought that this was a stupid idea, so I told him I don't care what you wish, enema or no enema I'm leaving. Ahem, you swine, he retorted. I'll have the last laugh. Here is my bill.
Soooo, how many anagrams of Amy Winehouse did you find?
Friday, August 29, 2008
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